Description
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Game Information
Game Name: Date Everything!
Developer: Sassy Chap Games
Publisher: Team17
Release Date: June 17, 2025
Genres: Dating Sim, Visual Novel, Simulation, Comedy
About This Game
Tired of dating the same old people? It’s time to start dating your furniture.
After a BFA in customer service leads to a dead-end job loss thanks to AI, you find yourself stuck at home with no prospects—until a mysterious stranger sends you a gift that changes everything: the “Dateviators.” These magical glasses bring your household objects to life, turning your mundane living space into a vibrant sandbox of romance, friendship, and… existential dread?
Date Everything! is a massive, sandbox dating simulator featuring 100 fully voice-acted characters. From your bed and your smoke alarm to the literal concept of existential dread, every object in your home has a story to tell, a personality to explore, and a relationship to build. Will you find true love with your refrigerator, or will you end up as bitter enemies with your vacuum cleaner?
Key Features:
100 Dateable Characters: Your house is more crowded than you thought! Interact with 100 different anthropomorphized objects, each with unique designs and distinct personalities.
A Who’s Who of Voice Acting: Every character is brought to life with full voice acting by a massive cast of industry legends, ensuring every conversation is as engaging as it is hilarious.
Total Player Agency: Your choices matter. Navigate branching paths that lead to romance, platonic friendship, or burning animosity. Each character features multiple endings based on your interactions.
Wide-Open Sandbox: Explore your home at your own pace. Use your “Date-a-Dex” to keep track of your progress, collectibles, and your growing list of supernatural paramours.
Fully Animated Transformations: Watch as everyday appliances and household items transform into beautiful (and sometimes bizarre) characters right before your eyes.
Are you ready to open your heart to the kitchen sink? Put on your Dateviators and find out.
Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content as follows:
Bad Language
Sexual Innuendo
Narrative Contains Sexual References
Alcohol and Tobacco Reference/Use
System Requirements
Minimum:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660, 2 GB or AMD Radeon R9 270, 2 GB or Intel Arc A310, 4 GB
Storage: 8 GB available space
Additional Notes: Low 1080p @ 30 FPS
Recommended:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5-6600 or AMD Ryzen 5 1600X
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
Storage: 8 GB available space
Additional Notes: High 1080p @ 60 FPS
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