Name: The Procession to Calvary Global Steam Key
Price: 1.49 USD
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Description

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The Procession to Calvary

Developer: Joe Richardson

Publisher: Akupara Games

Release Date: April 9, 2020

Genres: Adventure, Indie, Point-and-Click, Comedy

About This Game

Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin, and thousands of innocent people have been murdered. But as the smoke clears, a new problem emerges: the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped, and you have been forbidden from any further killing until he is found.

The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game built entirely from the masterworks of the Renaissance. Steeped in surreal humor and sacrilegious wit, this spiritual successor to Four Last Things invites you on a journey across a landscape of living oil paintings to track down a fugitive despot and perform just one more (legally sanctioned) murder.

Key Features

Living Art: Explore a world meticulously stitched together from hundreds of authentic Renaissance paintings. From Rembrandt and Botticelli to Michelangelo, the classics are mangled and remixed into a vibrant, interactive tapestry.
Point-and-Click Absurdity: Engage with a cast of eccentric characters including incompetent magicians, thieving pirates, and conspiring cardinals. Solve puzzles that are as logical as they are ridiculous.
The “Murder” Mechanic: Stuck on a puzzle? You carry a sword for a reason. You can choose to cut your way through obstacles, though be warned—indiscriminate violence may lead to unintended consequences and a rather unfavorable ending.
Classical Soundtrack: Immerse yourself in the era with a diegetic soundtrack featuring the works of Bach, Vivaldi, and Handel, perfectly synced to the game’s irreverent atmosphere.
Optional Depth: For those who enjoy a challenge, the game is filled with hidden secrets, Steam achievements, and “world-building” that rewards players who look closely at the background scenery.