Just Die Already Global Steam Key

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Just Die Already
Developer: DoubleMoose Games
Publisher: Curve Games
Release Date: May 20, 2021

Welcome to Just Die Already, an outrageously chaotic sandbox adventure from the twisted minds behind Goat Simulator! Step into the orthopedic shoes of a cranky, fragile pensioner in a near-future world where society has no time—or budget—for the elderly. Kicked out of your retirement home with nothing but your wits and a thirst for mayhem, you’ll need to survive a world that’s quite literally out to get you. How? By embracing the absurdity of old age and turning every mishap into an opportunity for hilarious havoc.

In this open-world playground, you’re an angry retiree on a mission to earn “retirement tickets” for a shot at free care—because apparently, the younger generations are too busy gaming to fund pensions. Perform outrageous stunts, wreak havoc on unsuspecting millennials, and discover just how much chaos one brittle-boned boomer can unleash. From strapping rockets to your back and soaring into construction sites to battling it out in PvP arenas with fellow silver-haired troublemakers, every moment is a chance to live a little—or spectacularly crash and burn.

Key Features:
Be Old, Be Bold: Embrace the fragility of age—break a hip, lose a limb, or just laugh in the face of danger. Anything can happen, and it probably will.
Sandbox Shenanigans: Explore a vibrant, destructible world filled with secrets, dangerous challenges, and plenty of opportunities to stick it to society.
Multiplayer Madness: Team up with up to three friends or duke it out in free PvP updates featuring four unique arenas. Rip each other’s limbs off and customize the chaos—because why not?
Ridiculous Physics: Expect cartoonish gore, over-the-top violence, and physics-based comedy that’ll keep you chuckling through the carnage.
A Boomer’s Revenge: Show those ungrateful Zoomers what happens when you push the elderly too far—hint: it involves explosions, bees, and a lot of bad language (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Whether you’re catapulting yourself into traffic, testing the limits of your brittle body, or just wandering around causing trouble, Just Die Already delivers a darkly comedic experience where the only goal is to go out with a bang. So pull up your old man pants, grab your walker, and dive into a retirement rebellion like no other. Society may want you gone, but you’re not going quietly—are you ready to Just Die Already?

Warning: This game contains cartoonish violence, gore, and a healthy dose of irreverent humor. Not for the faint of heart—or weak of bones.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
MINIMUM:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 8 or higher
Processor: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X
DirectX: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 2.5 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation

RECOMMENDED:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5 9400f @2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 760 / AMD Radeon R9 270X
DirectX: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 2.5 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device
Additional Notes: Internet connection required for online play and product activation